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Image features a green and teal distressed background with large, weathered red Asian-style lettering partially visible. Overlaid in bold white type is the phrase “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.” The texture is vintage and gritty, giving the design a mischievous, adventurous vibe. The image is printed on a weekender-style bag, suggesting bold travel, sass, and a hint of trouble. The design is aimed at bold, cheeky romance readers and stylish rule-breakers alike.
This is an image of the bottom of the bag with the words "Life is good. Live it." in bold text.
The tote bag is being modeled by a woman in a green tank top, standing on the beach, wearing it over her shoulder.
The weekender bag is displayed standing upright on the beach next to beach towels.
The inside of the tote bag with its creamy colored interior.
Image features a green and teal distressed background with large, weathered red Asian-style lettering partially visible. Overlaid in bold white type is the phrase “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.” The texture is vintage and gritty, giving the design a mischievous, adventurous vibe. The image is printed on a weekender-style bag, suggesting bold travel, sass, and a hint of trouble. The design is aimed at bold, cheeky romance readers and stylish rule-breakers alike.
This is an image of the bottom of the bag with the words "Life is good. Live it." in bold text.
The tote bag is being modeled by a woman in a green tank top, standing on the beach, wearing it over her shoulder.
The weekender bag is displayed standing upright on the beach next to beach towels.
The inside of the tote bag with its creamy colored interior.

Half Alibi. Half Overnight Bag. All Sass. (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this weekender tote bag to be your new favorite carry-on for chaos. It’s a not-so-subtle nod to bad decisions, fabulous taste, and impressive ability to fit an entire personality into one oversized tote. It's big enough to stash your steamy paperbacks, five outfit changes, and at least one secret.

Perfect for spicy weekend getaways, emergency book binges, or looking like you’ve got secrets (because you do), this bag tells the world exactly who you are: unpredictable, unapologetic, and probably packing lingerie.

It isn’t just luggage—it’s luggage with a backstory.

Product Details

  • Generously sized:  24" x 13"
  • Same print on both sides
  • 100% Spun Polyester
  • T-bottom For More Support
  • Cream colored interior lining
  • Please note: Size tolerance 0.75"
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions

  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
  • Hand clean w/ warm water & laundry soap.
  • Use terry washcloth or soft bristle brush.
  • Air or line dry.
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$55.99
$55.99
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Size: 24" × 13"

Sku: 25272697344373720135

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